IT COMES TO US ALL IN THE END Joey the budgie is not well.Sid thinks that the perfect remedy would be a female companion. TEA FOR TWO AND FOUR FOR TEA Jean finds a note in the pocket of one of Mike's shirts from a secret lover.Sally says she knows who it is from,his art teacher who is 50! TO TELL OR NOT TO TELL Jean notices Betty nextdoor at her bedroom window with a half naked man.Should Sid tell his best mate about it? BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER Sid's cousin from Chicago,Tony is coming to visit,the family are worried though he may have Mafia connections. ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES A BOTHER Sid looks after a silver tea service for his boss while he is on holiday,and with a spate of recent burgularies Sid even takes it to bed with him! THE LONELINESS OF THE SHORT DISTANCE WALKER The family all seem to be doing things to improve themselves,perhaps Sid should join in as well. WATCH THE BIRDIE Mike sets up a photo studio in the garage to make some money.Unfortunately he is taken ill,and Sid and Trevor take over! WILL THE REAL SID ABBOTT PLEASE STAND UP Sid is tempted to go on a date with Sandra from the office,but his concience gets the better of him and he doesn't go.Problem is though,there is someone at the bar who looks just like Sid! ATISHOO! ATISHOO! WE ALL FALL DOWN All the family except Sid have flu and he is left to run the house.A pregnant Betty nextdoor doesn't help much either. ENTENTE NOT SO CORDIALE Sid's army paybook is found in a restaurant in Paris.He recieves a letter inviting him to spend the weekend there. I'M NOT JEALOUS,I'LL KILL HIM Jean gets a phone call from an old flame,and it is not long before Sid gets jealous. A GIRL'S WORST FRIEND IS HER FATHER Sid interferes once too often and Sally considers getting a job away from home.