THEY DON'T WRITE SONGS LIKE THAT ANYMORE There is a competition in the local paper to write a pop song,the winner gets three thousand pounds and Sid reckons he can win it! THE GIPSY'S WARNING Jean has her fortune told by a gipsy who says a loved one should beware of water,and Sid is planning to go fishing! THE BIGGEST WOODWORM IN THE WORLD Mike's girlfriend who is a dancer comes round to stay.She has a very heavy basket with her which she says contains her costume,but the basket keeps moving and seems to be alive! HOME TWEET HOME Mike and Sally set up a business looking after peoples pets while they go on holiday. YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO BE YOUNG Jean announces to Sid that she feels the romance has gone out of their marriage and says she is leaving him! THE POLICEMAN,THE PAINT AND THE PIRATES Sid's boss wants him to be in the local production of The Pirates of Penzance,but he says he would rather paint the bathroom! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SID It is Sid's birthday and the family buy him a new coat.He turns out to be allergic to it but how can he tell them? FREEDOM IS Mike and Sally befriend a tramp called Wally.Sid is not happy about it,especially when they bring him home. MR.CHAIRMAN... Sid begrudges paying 50p towards the subscription to the Residents Association,he goes to the meeting and somehow gets elected chairman! AND AFTERWARDS AT... Cousin Peggy's daughter Emma is getting married.Sid is not too keen on going to the wedding,but he soon changes his mind when he realises it is a good excuse for a booze up!